Buy It Now!

from I Can't Believe It's Not Better (demos) by Yates Brown

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lyrics

i'm going to the quickie mart
i'm standing in the check out line
i saw the for sale sign
i bought it bought it bought it

i saw it on TV
frat boy in the hum V
so schwartzeneggarly
i bought it bought it bought it

now the kids want happy meals
with free refills on the big gulp
they're fat but it shuts them up
i bought it bought it bought it

there's a gasoline price hike
they can charge me what they like
i'm too lazy to bike
i bought it bought it bought it

stuff to make me all that i can be
stuff to make this life a total breeze
i'm happy hanging all my time on a dollar sign
oh stuff to catch the eye of pretty girls
insulate my here in my own little world
i'm happy pouring all my soul down a consumer hole

only for a limited time
offer good while supplies last
this tacky worthless crap is going fast
i better buy it now

there's an internet pop up
help keep my cock up
better get the ole pocketbook
i bought it bought it bought it

anorectic barbie doll airbrushed on the cover of a magazine
has a miracle fat cream
i bought it bought it bought it

(chorus)

but only for a limited time
offer good while supplies last
this tacky worthless shit is going fast
i better buy it now