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If You Ask Me

from the pink album (LP) by YB

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everybody's got some adulation
& it's bad when it sits on the shelf
it isn't difficult to turn your attention
when the dwarf wipes his ass with an elf
there's much ado about it

it's looking shitty on a saturday morning
when the man's got his dick on the switch
we could set it all for mass destruction
but you know the fucking clean up's a bitch
it's what you do about
it's what you fucking do
nothing's getting through
it's probably none of my business anyway

no one asked me anything anyway
no one asked me anything

i'll never understand the words of a salesman
when he's speaking to me only in french
there's something growing in the back of the basement
& it's putting off a terrible stench
there's much ado about it

everybody's got some fancy ideas
but still they sit around & bitch on they ass
we could send it all to hell in a basket
but i'd rather smoke a tater & pass
it's what you do about it

the time has come to find a place in the sun
& tell the boys to put it back on the shelf
it's looking shitty on a saturday evening
when the man's got his dick in an elf
there's much ado about it
there's much a-fucking-do
nothing's getting through
it's probably none of my business anyway

(chorus)

ask me, i'm not some incredulous creep

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from the pink album (LP), released May 3, 2004

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