13 year old know-it-all, whining on your butt
have i got a summer job for you or what
we're coming in the dead of night
abduct you from your home
you're going to sierra leone -- whee!
here's the village leader that god said for you to cut
here's an AK-47 for ages 5 & up
this powder leaves a bitter taste but sure makes murder fun
now you can get the job done
the village assaulted, your brain has been halted
your peter is salted
no boners on brown-brown
whee!
crying for your mom & dad won't do you no good here
there's only joseph kony & charles taylor to hear
but don't be frightened of the bullets aimed at where you sit
they only turn to water when they hit, i swear
and rest assured there's money made for all your precious time
relief planes full of freedom gold from pat robertson's mine
we're out of food but with this blow it's like you ate
pass the potassium nitrate
your senses are keener, your stomach is meaner
no need for a weiner
no boners on brown-brown